I once was scared of the gyno
Now I’ll drop my pants for a rhino
When bad times are worse
There’s blogs like the mrsch
Or instead I can just be a whino
Here are my entries to keep the title for 2010.
‘Cause I’m Irish:
I’m an Irish gal who drinks whisky
Sometimes I go home and get frisky.
When the good deed is done.
I’m Wishing 4 One.
Or at least eat some spam and some latke.
And cause I’m a mama:
Potty training is quite the event.
Every night I am totally spent.
There are days we’re so close.
Cleaning up poop is gross.
And, today he peed in the vent.
C’mon don’t you love choices?
VOTE FOR ME. Look to the right to vote starting March 2.
The winner gets to donate $20 to a charity of their choice.
I will be donating to Cara’s wonderful non-profit, Share Southern Vermont.
Pregnancy and Infant Loss Support.
You are too cute. lol
OMG, you so totally rock at this limerick writing. I bow down at your awesomeness.
Thanks so much for stopping by! Have a great weekend!
I love it!
Two great contenders, as always!
You had me cracked up…both on frisky biz and potty training….good ones!
I like them both, could i make a suggestion for the potty one? You should but the vent line under the spent line and end with the poop line. Just a thought. I really like the first one, very clever.
Ending with poop would be great but the limerick has to be written in a certain rhythm- like hickory dickory dock.
those are all hilarious, I like the whiskey one the best!
Congrats on your win